Crackers

BH: (looking in the pantry) Do we have any crackers in here?
me: no
BH: Do we have any crackers anywhere?
me: (sensing he may know of my stash and therefore it is of no use to lie)
yes
BH: We do? Where?
me: In the back seat of my car.
BH: In your car?
me: yes, I'll get you a box.
BH: Well, how many boxes do you have?
me: Twenty
BH: TWENTY! Why do you have twenty boxes of crackers in your car!
me: It's for my craft exchange.
BH: You're giving a box of crackers for your craft!
me: Noooo. . I've giving a box of crackers with my craft. ( Geesh!)
BH: Are you sure you can spare a box?
me: Just one.

He can smell bread! He can!

Going to my craft exchange tonight.

I'll post pics of my goodies later