HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY

Yesterday.

Yesterday my mother calls me.

mom: Is Youngest there?
me: No, he just left for work.
mom: Oh, I wanted to wish him a Happy Birthday.
me: Mom, his birthday is tomorrow.
mom: Oh dear, well, his birthday is the 6th isn't it?
me: Yes it is.
mom: Well, today is the 6th, isn't it?
me: No, Monday is the 6th.
mom: No, I think today is the 6th. I'm looking at the calendar.
me: Oh, well SHOOT! I didn't wish him a happy birthday today!

I am looking forward to taking a few days off this week.

I hope it helps.

Maybe I'll find my brain in Utah.

But I'll take anyones brain. Anyone out there loose their mind in Utah? I'll look for it.