Urban dictionery

Are you ready for T-day?

Me neither.


August 13: sloth-cloth

An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.

The word is hard to say many times quickly.

The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.

This is me, this week, I'd love to wear my sloth clothes every day till Thursday!

Urban Dictionary Joke Insurance

It's not so hard, having to find something to post, every day. It's having to find something interesting to post every day.

yeah, I know.

I get these every day.

I think they keep me cool, hip and groovy.

September 1: Joke Insurance

When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.

I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.

Urban dictionery

Food Douche

A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.

Jason: I love this turkey sandwich
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche