TMIT Inappropriate Childrens Toys

While searching through the net one day. . .
In the merry merry month of . . . .

I don't remember when.

Looking for some Christmas ideas for the grandkids I find. . . .

INAPPROPRIATE CHILDRENS TOYS!!

If you're not familiar with TMIT take a stroll on over to LivitLuvit. This is where the brave post wildly inappropriate posts for your . . um. . enjoyment.

Stilettos for your infant! Have her learn how to walk on these things young cuz when you get to be my age you have no patience for them. And after she masters the stiletto walk she'll be ready for this.

Pole dancing dolly.

Is this the
Wait wait wait!!! There's more!
Tassles! Yes you can buy this adorable T with T's. Select your color and size. Only 16 pounds!
I know I know! Plush STD toys! Have your little darlin cuddle up to one of these adorable toys, because she'll need it after she learns how to pole dance and wear tassles.A tat toy gun. Because every child need to learn how to use a tat gun the correct way, not the 'I'm in custody' way. And why isn't there a hepatitis plush toy?
SHAVE THE BABY! WHAT?
Who thought of this toy? And why does he/she have hairy suspenders? And hairy calves? But no beard?
Breast feed your baby. Why wait to actually have boobs before you learn how to breast feed.

I'm so glad my boys are growd up now.

But, I do have grandchildren to look forward to, so, maybe. . . . .