We're all dieting

I guess we're all looking to lose a few pounds.

I just found the empty box to a Lean Cuisine in the trash.

Right next to the empty box of Sara Lee Key Lime pie.

I've found no other evidence of either.

Which means the entire pie was consumed last night.

I know!

Yes I looked everywhere.

I wasn't going to eat a piece.

I was just going to slice of a teeny tiny sliver off the side. Or maybe scrape the goobers off the side.

Something like that.

But I was not going to eat a whole piece.