Wanna bet?

So what do you wanna bet? Huh? I'm not saying this is a problem or anything but what do you bet with your significant other? Money seems silly. Sex is like a win win, well most of the time. So what do you bet?

Here's the deal. The house that we'll be moving into does not have a fireplace. I remember when we walked through it thinking how strange it was that it has no fireplace. BH on the otherhand is convinced that it does have a fireplace. And when he said wanna bet, well I was jumping on that train, but then, what to bet?

So we're at the wedding last weekend and I asked a friend, what to you bet?

Without skipping a beat she said, "Breakfast in bed!"

Whoa! I'm all over that! Yep, breakfast in bed it is.

BH is thinking, yeah right, ok, what does that mean, 'breakfast in bed'?

Me: You know, you make breakfast, you bring it to me, in bed, and, you know, I eat it there, in bed.

BH: No, I know that, I mean, what do I have to do?

Me: Which part, the making breakfast part or the bringing it to me part?

BH: Yeah, the making it part, like what is breakfast? What do I have to make? You don't eat toast, in fact, you rarely eat breakfast. What do I bring you, a cup of coffee and an empty plate?

This is not working for me.

Any ideas?