Showing posts with label The more I think about it the more I like her. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The more I think about it the more I like her. Show all posts

Monday, March 30, 2009

Whew! That was close

New Surgeon: Have you noticed any weight gain lately?
me: Why yes I have!
New Surgeon: It's the Tamoxephen. It causes weight gain.
me: Whew! I thought it was all that ice cream we've been eating.
New Surgeon: You need the calcium.