Sham WOW!

I for one, am heartbroken. My favorite hawker has been arrested. It appears that the Sham Wow guy, Vince Shlomli (are you serious? say that out loud) has been arrested for some interesting behavior.

Vince, 44, (44 really? I would have guessed younger) was arrested for felony battery. Reports say that Vince (say it isn't so!) was arrested for biting the tongue of a prostitute. Said prostitute grabbed ahold of his tongue (during a passionate kiss) and wouldn't let go. THEN he punches her to get her to let go and that is where everything begins to unravel.

Both are arrested.

And it's going to cost him a whole heck of a lot more than $1000.00 to get out of this mess.

Uncomplicated sex my ass!

Oh, go here for the story.