Harriet Carter

So I have to pick up and forward some mail the other day and I found a Harriet Carter catalog.

I remember this catalog! My mom used to get it, years ago, and I would thumb through it and want to get a lot of the cool stuff in there. When you're a kid, you think this stuff is fantastic. Just order once or twice and you realize this stuff stinks. Still I find the magazine just as entertaining as I did when I was a kid.

Did you know Harriet Carter has been sending distinctive gifts since 1958? Longer than I've been alive, but not by much.

I found some great distinctive gifts that I am considering.

Nose hair trimmer.

Look at this! Fits easily in the palm of your hand. Tuck one of these in your purse. It's battery operated and is always ready for those little touch ups.

It seems that nose hair is of particular concern because Harriet has two kinds. This one is shaped like a finger! You wouldn't believe me if I didn't show you.

But wait! There's more! You can also trim those pesky ear hairs!











Along the more helpful household items is this magnificent hair umbrella. Yes, it is called a hair umbrella. Look how happy he is! You can bet the missus is equally happy that she doesn't have to sweep up all that messy hair.




I actually have one of these. Got it at Pic N Save years ago. I stuck it right on my bathroom mirror. I'd love to get one of those fancy ones with the lights but for now this works.






And don't forget Fido!

Two dining dishes are cleverly hidden in this handsome faux leather travel case for mealtimes on the go, anytime, anywhere. Bowls remove easily to fill and wash. Features double carry handles and name plate.









Does your little doggie have trouble seeing out the window when you drive? Harriet Carter has the answer! A doggie booster seat. Ah huh, she does call it a booster seat.

Here's the thing Harriet. I can't imagine any dog that I've ever owned would stay put in that basket. Have you ever had a dog Harriet? Well they have no problems seeing out the window.






They couldn't even find a dog to sit still in this basket so they had to draw a picture of it.





Harriet has come up with some very 'distinctive' gifts for the holidays. Check these out!

"break wind" as you walk. They're a gas! Present these sound-off slippers to any "fart"-u-nate old-timer and get ready for "explosive" laughter. One size fits all.

That is really how the ad reads. REALLY! Punctuation and all. And I would condsider them because they are only $12.95 but they are a one size fits all. That is never a good sign. We women know this is a big fat ugly lie.

This is a cool idea. The swivel cushion! Helps you turn your body to glide in or out of the car. Eliminates stressful twisting, reduces strain on back, hips and neck. Ideal for elderly or anyone with stiffness or back pain. 15". Order one for driver and passenger. Only $19.98 or 2 for $37.50.

OR THIS

COLD WEATHER MASK WILL HELP YOU BREATHE EASIER ON FRIGID DAYS.
Blasts of cold, wintry air inhaled into your lungs can make breathing difficult. Mask warms the air you breathe while filtering out irritating particles.

Not to mention how it looks on you. You know Harriet, I think if you painted some butterflies or flowers on it, maybe some rhinestones, SOMETHING, we just might consider it.



I thought this was a great idea. ICE TUBE MAKER is the 'hottest' new way to keep bottled drinks cold! Just fill, freeze, then slip a frozen ice tube into any bottle of water, soda, or other beverage for instant cooling. No more chopping up ice cubes and trying to force them into narrow neck bottles! Great for sports bottles or thermoses. Set of two just $4.98




IN OTHER NEWS:
I took my Real Estate exam yesterday. I think I did ok. I got about 1/2 right that I know of. With any luck at all I'll have past. I am not too freaked out about it. Everyone, and I do mean everyone I talked to had taken the test several times. Not that the test is all that tricky it's just there are a lot of things to remember.

I'll know in 5 days.