Pumpkin Party

Did you party to much last night? Did you? Huh? Eat a lot of candy? Drink?Serves you right!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Please be safe out there. . . .

Here's Johnny!!

In honor of one of my all time favorite scary flicks.

Naughty pumpkins!

Wholly inappropriate posts for your TMIT

Shame on you! Bad pumpkins! BAD!
And from my dear Canadian friend
Thanks Witchy!

Pumpkin Surprise!

OH come on!!Can't a pumpkin have a little privacy around here? HONESTLY!!

Naughty pumpkins! Pumpkin thieves

Yeah, that's inconspicuous. Nobody will notice us with these masks on!

I hope they made eye holes.

Pumpkin pigs

Arn't these the cutetest pumpkin pigs you've ever seen?

Get your carve on

Halloween, for those just waking from their coma, is next Saturday. If you plan on doin this thing you gotta start planning now. Right now.

I'm here to help

My two favorite sites!

The pumpkin wizard!

Lots and lots of tips. Explanation of tools even a message board where you can post questions.

Zombie Pumpkins!

Awesome site with hundreds of difficult patterns, not for the novice carver. Another message board where you can ask question. You must register to participate.

Other sites to check out.

Extreme Pumpkins!

Another site with tips and videos on using power tools to carve your masterpieces.

Spookmaster!
You have to subscribe to this site and there is a cost for some patterns. Some are free.

Pumpkin Masters!
This is a nice site, free patterns carving tips.

Now for something really creepy

Because it just wouldn't be Halloween without a Jacko-Lantern

Pumpkins

Another Elvis portrait for your enjoyment.

Pumpkin Porn

Jack be littles!

This spring my BFF gave me some Jack be Littles pumpkin plants. I got orange ones and white ones.

They died of course. In the heat. But this is what they WOULD look like.

And she? She was able to produce 3 of the tiniest pumpkins I've ever seen. I'm not laughing, I'd be pleased as punch to have grown them too.

TMIT Pumpkin porn

Caught in the act!! YOU mister are so busted!

Pumpkin Burger

Now that's just clever. That's real tomatoes, lettuce, cheese and meat. Clever clever clever.

Pumpkin poster

I love this poster! I want this poster

Pumpkins

OH YEAH!!!

Come to mamma.

Pumpkin Porn

I think these are called Cinderella pumpkins. I really love the shape of these pumpkins. Also these pumpkins are ginormous. I would love to buy some and put them in my front yard. They're expensive and heavy so I don't. I can't lift them and I don't have the heart to ask my family to move them for me. I found this on Google Image. Don't know who took it or where it came from but I liked it so much that I had it framed. It's in the hall just before the bathroom.

Elvis pumpkin

I like this. It almost doesn't look real. I don't know if it is.

TMIT naughty pumpkins

Women should never use food to cover their lady bits. The sumo guy? Cool!

In other non-pumpkin related news:

KOREAN SURPRISE

The delightful and ever generous AM has sent me this awesome package ALLLL the way from Korea.

It's been a long wait, I know, not to worry as I've saved the best for last.
Yes OH yes, a TMIT ALLLL the way from Korea.

Are you ready?

Oh it starts innocently enough.

There is no indication on the outside of this box, of the treasure that is within.

SAKE GLASSES!!

And I'm thrilled, and they're sake glasses, with real Korean writing, ALLLL the way from Korea.

What is this? A leg?
Upon closer inspection I see. . .

A boob?Upon closer inspection I see that these are Kama Sutra Sake Glasses!

I have just one word

AWESOME!!!

I am getting the most mileage out of these. Showing friends and family and letting them 'discover' for themselves.

(I see you Jonsing for my sake glasses Livit. The answer is NO! These came ALLL the way from Korea. TO ME!)

Next time I'm at BevMo I'm picking up some Soju. I will have to tell you my Soju story sometime.

Pumpkin Art

I appreciate pumpkin art.

Elvis pumpkin

This is cool.

I would love to do something like this. Then I remember there is an awful lot of work before you can even began the carving process. How long will it take to make a carving like this? Will it be rotten before you finish? And how long will it last? It's really a one night stand so, what do you do with it after? You throw it out or it gets smelly and buggy.

Maybe next year.

Or when I retire.

Or when I've gone completely bonkers.

Happy Thanksgiving! ! ! !

To all my Canadian friends and family have have a wonderful holiday.

AND they can't even get the day right. Right?
No offense Canooks. I are one too!