FML part pente

Two of my sons love Farmville. And you know, I've really kind of enjoyed it. I love gardening and so it's been fun to play with Farmville. A little confusing at first. What do you do? How do you do it? I'd get a lot of gifts and then I wouldn't know where they went or what to do with them once I found them. I'm pretty hip on it now. I've got me a few chickens, a sheep, a pig and a couple of cows and fruit trees. You get to collect eggs, collect wool, milk the cows (the brown one gives chocolate milk!) and the pig? You get truffles with him.

I've been admiring my friends farms. So large, lush. Many many cool designs. One friend has reindeer and there are stables and chicken coops and and and many of their farms are huge! How come mine is so small?

I'm told I need to keep going. Keep planting and harvesting. You get coins and bonus points or experience things and then you can buy a bigger farm.

I want a bigger farm.

Then one glorious day I'm told I can now buy a tractor! Oh! A tractor! Oh happy day!! Wouldn't that just cut down on the time it takes to clicky click my way around the farm. I am jonsing for a tractor, I click to buy.

And.

Oh I see you don't have enough money in your account to buy a tractor, would you like to add money to your account?

Like real money?

Like real money?

For reals?

You want me to pay money to play your game?

I've just been named Rockstar Farmer. But I have to pay real money to buy a freakin tractor.

FML