UNO!!

When we get together we like to play Uno. Mom loves Uno and it will play four or more very nicely allowing people to weave in and out without disruption.
Dunkie cheated. He kept looking at Grandma's cards and telling everyone what she had. The table's response. HIDE YOUR CARDS BETTER! And take your cards with you when you go to the bathroom.

DO NOT SIT NEXT TO THIS GIRL. SHE WILL CUT YOU!!

Mom: How you say it? uno or ohno?
me: Depends on who you're sitting next to. (I AM NOT A SORE LOSER!!)