Yeah, there's an app for that

I don't even know what to say.

Is it really necessary to turn your phone into a vibrator? Why would you want to turn your phone into a vibrator?

I'm looking at my phone and thinking, how would this work? And what about the battery? Will you have enough juice ((snicker)) to get the job done?

And what, I mean, do you want to use your phone, you know, after?

Here's a little review of this app

If you’re stressed or just need a quick pick-me-up, let myMassage provide you with quick relief. MyMassage will continue to vibrate if you turn the screen off while it’s running, great for situations where you don’t want your “myMassage” time to be interrupted by a distracting screen. (I'm thinking 'the screen' will not be so distracting)

It's not a very expensive app sooo, I guess you could check it out here.

Also, I'm thinkin it just might be more distracting than say, texting. You may not want to use this while driving.

I'm just saying.

And I'm sticking with my BB. I cannot imagine why you have to do so many things with a phone.