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Will one of you kind readers sign up to write my obit when I die?
It could be sooner than I think. It turns out a paper cut CAN kill you. Or at least me. I suffered 3 very painful paper cuts last week. I could always turn a paper cut into something serious, requiring lots of attention, a little kiss perhaps, and the rest of the day off. But now it seems as if those pesky paper cuts can now send me to the ER. Should they occur on my left hand they could become infected. Rather easily. And quickly. The little teeny weeny itsy bitsy bacteria that is whisked off by the lymph in a healthy arm, becomes horribly and painfully infected in a lymph node challenged arm.
I was sick all weekend.
From a PAPER CUT!
To be fair, there were 3 paper cuts. But STILL!!
Thought I was gonna die.
So if I do, will you write my obituary for me?
Send your drafts to: nailark(at)yahoo(dot)com
2 comments:
I've often thought about who would get my blog if I die... or at least write my goodbye post. Morbid? Sure. Entertaining? Definitely.
That's horrible. I hope you're feeling better. You need to wear gloves at ALL TIMES now! LOL!
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