Monday, December 15, 2008

I can explain

ssshhhhh!

I have a hangover.

It was an accident.

I can explain. You see I had Sunday afternoon all to myself. I wrapped Christmas presents, filled stockings and put together gift baskets. I was minding my own bidness, drinking this awesome pumpkin coffee with my world famous Christmas Biscotti. Oh yeah, with a dash of schnapps in the coffee. I had 2 cups of this. Maybe 3. When I ran out of coffee I found myself sipping the schnapps from a delicate stemmed liquour glass.

Oh it was glorious! I was feeling very Christmassy, wrapping in front of a roaring fire listening to Christmas carols.

Well I don't have a fireplace but I do have a wonderful imagination. And I was watching The Dog Whisperer but still. Feeling very Christmassy and overflowing with the Christmas Spirit. A little to much Christmas Spirit.

I didn't realize it until I stopped to watch the Survivor finale and I was looped. Holy Cow! How did that happen? huh....

Can you believe Bob won? Bob? I was kinda rootin for Sugar or Matty. Sue was a surprise. How did she get that far? But Bob, Bob is good. Bob's a good guy. What's not to like there?

And I cut my thumb on a can. That's the worse. Much more worse than the hangover. It's jagged and deep. And it bled like crazy.

And it's raining little animals here.

I want to go home and snuggle up in front of the fire and have some soup.

Hey, anyone near Utah want a pug? My son may have to move and may not be able to keep her. She's really really cute. Not even a year old yet.

Let me know.

2 comments:

Goodboy Norman Featherstone said...

"bidness" - LOL!

macanut73 said...

New to bogging but my guy and I have been looking at pugs to love forever. We have an 8 yr old black lab and want to become pug parents. Not sure if your son still needs a home for his... email me anytime at macanut73@yahoo.com