How does spider

I go potty, yesterday, at work.

I'm sitting there.

And

This spider.

Comes running out from under the cabinet. Running!

It's in front of the door now. I don't have my shoes on and at the moment I'm not exactly dress to holler for help.

Shoes or no shoes I don't kill spiders with my feet. I fear they will jump up on my shoe and dart up my leg before I have a chance to kill them.

I make myself presentable and holler from the door. "I need a spider killer!"

Boss from office: WHAT?
me: A SPIDER KILLER, I NEED A SPIDER KILLER
Boss from office: A WHAT!
me: A SPIDER! SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM!

I then see boss running, yes running, full speed, with a look of deep concern on his face. He stops short. "Where's the fire?"

me: What fire? There's a spider in the bathroom. Kill it please.
Boss: I thought you said fire!
me: I know how to put out a fire, it's a spider I can't deal with.
Boss: Why didn't you come get me instead of yelling like a maniac.
me: And leave it unattended, to hide and come out at a later time and scare me again?

Mumbling under his breath after killing the spider. 'Good help is hard to find'

I thought he was worried for me. Knowing how much I hate spiders. hmmph!

In other news:

I've finished 2 books

Bio's

Bio #1
Meh. Not so great. No real surprises here. Girl next door marries rock god yada yada yada. I read it all. Every word.

Thank god I got it at the library.

I'da been pissed if I'd bought it.

And I was really looking forward to this book. I waited for weeks to get it.

Bio #2

Whole nuther story here folks! Wow! Loved it!

I'd say spoiler/no spoiler but heck. I think ya'all know what happend eh?

At first I was like, yuk, a little dry, doubt I'll get through this. But then. It's gets good. I was surprised to hear what a delightful person she really is. I was surprised that she was so young. Very young. I was horrified to hear what she went through, what they all put her through.

I didn't care much at the time. I didn't care about Clinton, didn't vote for him, whatever. As a president I suppose he was alright. But when the whole sex thing came up I was confused. So he's a horn dog. Who cares? I mean who really cares? Are we really surprised about a politician that lies? Really? Or a president that cheats on his wife?

Are we all living in the same country? This is not news.

Anyway. If you like bio's and you liked the Diana story by the same auther, check this out. It really was very good.

Next books on the night stand

The new Cesar book. Can't wait to get started so I can whip my poopies into shape. I love everything about Cesar. I once watched a Dog Whisperer marathon. Eight straight hours. I refused to answer the phone and only ate/pottied on the commercials.

And thisYes ladies, that man is wearing a thong. It's an old book, 60's about a man living along on a deserted island. I've just started reading this.

Fascinating!

Ok and one more thing.

THE HAPPENING!

It opens today and we're going. I can't wait!!!!

Then we're going to Johnny Carinos for dinner. I totally love Carinos.

It's for BH's Father's Day

Yes I know, I'm taking him to a movie that I want to see, and then a restaurant that I want to eat at, for his Father's Day.

Problem with that?

I didn't think so.

And he's getting a card from Maya B