I am not the least bit Irish. I have an Irish last name, but that's as close as I get. Still, it's kind of fun to wear green and drink beer and, well, whatever. On the news this am we saw an Irish pub where everyone was drinking green beer and appeared to be quite drunk. At 7:30 in the morning. 7:30! In the morning!

me: I gotta find something green to wear. What are you wearing?
BH: Huh?
me: You have to wear something green today. It's St. Pattricks day. You don't want the girls to pinch you do you?
BH: (silence)
me: Do you?
BH: (long pause) Does that mean I can pinch girls that aren't wearing green?
me: You're such a pig!
BH: I don't have anything green. Except for these. (holds up green undies) What if I wear them on my head?
me: Ya sure, hide the tag so no one can see what size you wear.
BH: Nooooo, I want them to see what size I wear.
me: I see, as in, bigger is better?
BH: In the underwear department, YES!
me: You're disgusting!
BH: Thank you!
BH: Huh?
me: You have to wear something green today. It's St. Pattricks day. You don't want the girls to pinch you do you?
BH: (silence)
me: Do you?
BH: (long pause) Does that mean I can pinch girls that aren't wearing green?
me: You're such a pig!
BH: I don't have anything green. Except for these. (holds up green undies) What if I wear them on my head?
me: Ya sure, hide the tag so no one can see what size you wear.
BH: Nooooo, I want them to see what size I wear.
me: I see, as in, bigger is better?
BH: In the underwear department, YES!
me: You're disgusting!
BH: Thank you!
2 comments:
I love the you're so disgusting convos with men!
the little irish pugs are so cute! I love your view from your back yard, too. I guess you better get Tom before he takes off! That was interesting to hear of your experience with Jackson Browne years ago. He seemed a bit eccentric to me the other night. He was doing a little rambling and saying he couldn't remember some words to a song...I looked at my husband and asked him was he kidding?? come register for the bag on my blog!!
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