Don't we all love our bathrooms?

moar funny pictures

On the news this morning we heard this very bizarre story. A story of a 35 year old woman that has lived in her boyfriends bathroom for 2 years. TWO YEARS! There's more. She has been sitting on the toilet the whole time. FOR TWO YEARS! She has been sitting. On the toilet. FOR TWO YEARS! No wait, it gets better. Her ass has grown into the toilet! Yes it has! The seat had to be removed by the paramedics and the seat, attached to her behind, was transported to the hospital where it was carefully removed. The boyfriend finally called the authorities and said that there was something wrong with his girlfriend. After two years I'm just wondering what could have been the matter. What would have alerted this bright gentleman that there was something wrong with his girlfriend, after two years of sitting on the john. AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO GO! She said she was ok and didn't need any help. I wonder if she knew her ass was stuck to the seat.

None of the reports online show the home of this interesting couple but on our news we got to see the humble abode. You guessed it, it's a single wide.

A quote from the news article

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

That just says it all, yes?

You haven't heard this story? Go here.

BH's response "I do not want to see that story again!"