You may know these things if you are a Chuck Norris fan. I am not, therefore did not.
10. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
9. There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
8. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
7. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
6. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
5. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
4. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
3. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he get the information he wants.
And the number one fact about Chuck Norris, and I understand he picked this one himself, is. . .
1. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the Worlds Greatest Human.Or go here. There's more. Much much more.
2 comments:
Jason loves these. He quotes them often. :)
tee hee
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